While their comments might be funny, sad, true, or just insightful, it is worthwhile to take note that even the most famous people over the years have had some interesting comments to leave us on the game of Roulette. The game itself has been around for centuries, and many of the most intelligent have fallen prey to the mesmerizing effects of the roulette wheel.
Here is the only way you will ever win at roulette:
“You cannot beat a roulette table,” Albert Einstein, physicist noted after losing quite heavily one night at the roulette wheel, “unless you steal money from it.”
Roger Kahn, author, compared the roulette wheel to another addicting passion: “Horse racing,” he said,” is animated roulette.”
You learn something new every day; I didn’t know God was a gambler:
“All the evidence shows that God was actually quite a gambler,” Stephen Hawking, physicist stated after losing heavily one night, “and the universe is a great casino, where dice are thrown, and roulette wheels spin on every occasion.”
Do you know the difference between an even and odd number?
“In Vegas,” Stephen Wright, a standup comedian noted in one of his routines, “I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.”
We all have dreams; we want to aspire to some kind of greatness that will make people remember us with fond memories.
“If I had the money and the drinking capacity,” Michael Ventura said, ”I’d probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.”
We don’t know either George, but, you said it so well:
“The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it.” George Bernard Shaw said, “Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.”
Online gaming is doing quite well according to this gentleman:
“The online gaming market is currently climbing a large growth curve, and the advantage 888 has over PartyGaming is that its business is more diverse,” Richard Hunter said in a speech, ”with two-thirds of its income derived from casino games, especially roulette and blackjack.”
And a little bit of yummy advice for you dieters:
“The average size of a meat protein should be about the size of a deck of cards,” advises diet expert Alex Jamieson, “not a roulette wheel. Get a burrito the size of a bar of soap, not a torpedo.”
A little financial advice for all of us:
“The market has gone berserk.” Bassim Arida said when the stock market crashed, “Forget about rational valuations, price-earnings ratios and growth fundamentals, we have turned into a frenzied mob in front of a roulette wheel.”
